1. The Chronic Posters
Okay, so I am happy you are alive. But the 10 posts each day mapping out how you cleaned the house, are watching tv, working out, etc...is unnecessary. Do you do anything without first announcing it?!
2. The "Woe is me" Posters
These are the people who post things about how sucky their life is. Their posts usually contain "FML" (f*** my life) ALL the friggn time. This usually is a fish for some sort of compliment....i.e.
Sara Johnson says: "FML. Another guy breaks my heart. I will never get to get married. UGH"
Comments:
Betty Jo Baker: "Sara, OMG...you WILL find your person. You are smart beautiful and great, any guy would be lucky to have you"
Amanda Blow: "Keep your head up sweetie! You are so great! He's a loser!"
3. The "I am so awesome, me, me,me" Posters
This is the person who constantly posts their blog and website and talks about how cool and creative they are. This is not to be confused with those who do have blogs...good blogs, worthwhile blogs, or blogs that talk about issues or funny things. Not blogs that constantly talk about how great and creative they are. Self indulgent blogs. Borrring.
4. The Game Posters.
This is the person who sends you 54,546 game requests. "Fertilze my farm" "buy my brownies" "feed my fish". Seriously?! If I haven't fed your fish, fertilized your farm or bought your dumb brownies, I am NOT interested. Stop sending me requests....
5. The Cryptic Posters
These are the people who post cryptic messages meant for only one or two people to get. For example, "OMG....I can't believe he did that. You know who you are" or "You are an idiot". Seriously...we want to know what the F you are talking about.
6. The Drunken Posters.
These are my favorites. These are the people who post while intoxicated. Not only do they most mostly mumbo jumbo with a bunch of exclamation points and misspelled workds but also post stupid drunken pictures of girls kissing girls or girls grabbing boobs. Pictures of them pretending to hump someone or taking shots and dancing on bars. a) real classy b) you're gross.
7. The "I will repost every single post that tells me to repost" Poster.
Okay....I have a great dad, mom, sister, dog, husband, friend, cousin, aunt, uncle, brother, step dad, step mom, neice, nephews, etc...BUT I don't need to post every single post about it. If I don't post how my dad is my hero or my cat is amazing...it doesn't mean I don't think it.
8. The song Poster.
This person could also be lumped into the Drunk Poster one. This is the person who posts 45 songs in a row. Each with "I love this song" or "this goes out to someone special, I'm pretty sure she knows who she is" or "My favorite song EVER" Most of the time they are songs that have been overplayed on the radio and/or songs I never want to hear ever again.
9. The Pessimistic Poster.
This is the person who is like..."well....I had a job interview, but I probably won't get it anyways" "I had a date but he probably won't call" "I won the lottery but now I don't have anywhere to store all the stuff I buy" "I got a new car but now I have a friggn car payment I can't afford." Not saying that life is all sunshine and rainbows but honestly, a little positive thinking can go a long way.
10. Chronic "Liker"
This person Likes every single little thing you post. Good or bad. How can you like that fact that my dog just died? Or like the fact that I just got a flat tire. REALLY?! You do know what "like" means right?!
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